You work out of a Hotel?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
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"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
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