Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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