I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
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Pants are for mortals
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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