We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
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You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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