Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
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Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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