and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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