I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
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Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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