If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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