Your tits are I can't wait for
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
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I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
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There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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