ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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