Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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