She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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