Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
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It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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$5. Donated.
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