is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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