the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
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Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
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