she woke up with a sticky ear
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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