Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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