playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
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He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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