So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
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