Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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