are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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