a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
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Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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