nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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