it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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