you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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