I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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