just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
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And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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