i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You don't make any sense
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