I just saw a hot homeless man
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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