i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
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I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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