South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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