What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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