areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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