I think I won the penis lottery.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I smell like Dick and happiness
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Randomize