If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
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It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize