We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Your dad touched me again.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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