So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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you are never too drunk for berry picking
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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