god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Come see our sink grown plant.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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