he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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