the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
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Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I came so hard my ears popped.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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