I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
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The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
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I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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