I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
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But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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