Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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