Christians are straight up FREAKS
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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You took a bar mat shot.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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