Whoa Z and x make the same sound
handjob tips. give me some.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
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It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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