I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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