Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
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I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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