Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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