PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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