there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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